The Hundredth Conservative

By Ed Hayward

The 2024 U.S. Presidential election occurred. As Americans, we collectively had our voices heard. Donald J. Trump was the clear victor, and everywhere people braced for mass rioting and civil unrest. We all woke up the next morning expecting to learn that our country had burned down, or that the election results we remembered when we fell asleep had magically changed overnight. To almost everyone's surprise, none of these things occurred. However, all the people I've spoken with, whether they voted or not, have mentioned that something has changed.

I've read some wild theories on the internet in the past couple of weeks about this. Questions such as, "Could it be that the Earth has moved into the Age of Aquarius and we have elevated our spiritual vibration?" or, "Did we enter into a timeline shift because CERN activated, creating a new Mandela Effect that sent us into a parallel universe?" These are super fun topics to research and explore, but I believe this collective sensation that we are all experiencing is based on another wild theory, which I prefer, called the Hundredth Monkey Effect (HME).

HME is the theory that if enough monkeys in a group learn a new idea or technique, all the monkeys collectively adopt these ideas or techniques automatically, as if through some type of aetherial osmosis, where they all just adapt to this new change. So, if this is believed to happen to monkeys and apes, then through the process of correlation, it should be a part of the human condition as well. Is that what we are all feeling lately? I would say yes.

We all became unwitting participants in the collective realization that leftist talking points, along with their perceived moral high ground, have jumped the shark. Everything about the blue-haired, shrieking feminists and their cohorts has become cringe. We all feel it, and the disgust on the faces of strangers in their presence has become publicly visible for all to see. In Congress, they're passing bathroom bills codifying who is permissible to enter based on biology. The new administration is being very aggressive in its future moves, undoing the chaos from the previous administration without pushback. Even leftist late-night TV show host Bill Maher said, “Democrats have become like a royal family that, because of so much incest, has unfortunately had children who are r——d,” as well as, “And the same thing can happen to ideas if they are also conceived in an atmosphere of intellectual incest. Maybe take the clothespins off your noses and actually converse with the other half of the country." These remarks were met with cheers from his left-leaning crowd.

The writing is on the wall for the fruit loops and freak shows that have been thrust upon us. The collective corporate/government apparatus and their fascist D.E.I. dictatorial reimagining of society have been completely exposed by private researchers on the internet. Everyone is in agreement that the country needs to return to some semblance of what it was. The Hundredth Monkey Effect, in plain view and in real time. Nature is healing.